The Pickwick Papers - Chapter 55
MR. SOLOMON PELL, ASSISTED BY A SELECT COMMITTEE OF COACHMEN, ARRANGES THE AFFAIRS OF THE ELDER MR.
'Samivel,' said Mr. Weller, accosting his son on the morning after the funeral, 'I've found it, Sammy. I thought
it wos there.'
'Thought wot wos there?' inquired Sam.
'Your mother-in-law's vill, Sammy,' replied Mr. Weller. 'In wirtue o' vich, them arrangements is to be made as I
told you on, last night, respectin' the funs.'
'Wot, didn't she tell you were it wos?' inquired Sam.
'Not a bit on it, Sammy,' replied Mr. Weller. 'We wos a adjestin' our little differences, and I wos a-cheerin'
her spirits and bearin' her up, so that I forgot to ask anythin' about it. I don't know as I should ha' done it,
indeed, if I had remembered it,' added Mr. Weller, 'for it's a rum sort o' thing, Sammy, to go a-hankerin' arter
anybody's property, ven you're assistin' 'em in illness. It's like helping an outside passenger up, ven he's been
pitched off a coach, and puttin' your hand in his pocket, vile you ask him, vith a sigh, how he finds his-self,
With this figurative illustration of his meaning, Mr. Weller unclasped his pocket-book, and drew forth a dirty
sheet of letter-paper, on which were inscribed various characters crowded together in remarkable confusion.
'This here is the dockyment, Sammy,' said Mr. Weller. 'I found it in the little black tea-pot, on the top shelf
o' the bar closet. She used to keep bank-notes there, 'fore she vos married, Samivel. I've seen her take the lid
off, to pay a bill, many and many a time. Poor creetur, she might ha' filled all the tea-pots in the house vith
vills, and not have inconwenienced herself neither, for she took wery little of anythin' in that vay lately, 'cept
on the temperance nights, ven they just laid a foundation o' tea to put the spirits atop on!'
'What does it say?' inquired Sam.
'Jist vot I told you, my boy,' rejoined his parent. 'Two hundred pound vurth o' reduced counsels to my
son-in-law, Samivel, and all the rest o' my property, of ev'ry kind and description votsoever, to my husband, Mr.
Tony Veller, who I appint as my sole eggzekiter.'
'That's all, is it?' said Sam.
'That's all,' replied Mr. Weller. 'And I s'pose as it's all right and satisfactory to you and me as is the only
parties interested, ve may as vell put this bit o' paper into the fire.'
'Wot are you a-doin' on, you lunatic?' said Sam, snatching the paper away, as his parent, in all innocence,
stirred the fire preparatory to suiting the action to the word. 'You're a nice eggzekiter, you are.'
'Vy not?' inquired Mr. Weller, looking sternly round, with the poker in his hand.
'Vy not?' exclaimed Sam. ''Cos it must be proved, and probated, and swore to, and all manner o'
'You don't mean that?' said Mr. Weller, laying down the poker.
Sam buttoned the will carefully in a side pocket; intimating by a look, meanwhile, that he did mean it, and very
'Then I'll tell you wot it is,' said Mr. Weller, after a short meditation, 'this is a case for that 'ere
confidential pal o' the Chancellorship's. Pell must look into this, Sammy. He's the man for a difficult question at
law. Ve'll have this here brought afore the Solvent Court, directly, Samivel.'
'I never did see such a addle-headed old creetur!' exclaimed Sam irritably; 'Old Baileys, and Solvent Courts,
and alleybis, and ev'ry species o' gammon alvays a-runnin' through his brain. You'd better get your out o' door
clothes on, and come to town about this bisness, than stand a-preachin' there about wot you don't understand
'Wery good, Sammy,' replied Mr. Weller, 'I'm quite agreeable to anythin' as vill hexpedite business, Sammy. But
mind this here, my boy, nobody but Pell--nobody but Pell as a legal adwiser.'
'I don't want anybody else,' replied Sam. 'Now, are you a-comin'?'
'Vait a minit, Sammy,' replied Mr. Weller, who, having tied his shawl with the aid of a small glass that hung in
the window, was now, by dint of the most wonderful exertions, struggling into his upper garments. 'Vait a minit'
Sammy; ven you grow as old as your father, you von't get into your veskit quite as easy as you do now, my boy.'
'If I couldn't get into it easier than that, I'm blessed if I'd vear vun at all,' rejoined his son.
'You think so now,' said Mr. Weller, with the gravity of age, 'but you'll find that as you get vider, you'll get
viser. Vidth and visdom, Sammy, alvays grows together.'
As Mr. Weller delivered this infallible maxim--the result of many years' personal experience and observation--he
contrived, by a dexterous twist of his body, to get the bottom button of his coat to perform its office. Having
paused a few seconds to recover breath, he brushed his hat with his elbow, and declared himself ready.
'As four heads is better than two, Sammy,' said Mr. Weller, as they drove along the London Road in the
chaise-cart, 'and as all this here property is a wery great temptation to a legal gen'l'm'n, ve'll take a couple o'
friends o' mine vith us, as'll be wery soon down upon him if he comes anythin' irreg'lar; two o' them as saw you to
the Fleet that day. They're the wery best judges,' added Mr. Weller, in a half-whisper--'the wery best judges of a
horse, you ever know'd.'
'And of a lawyer too?' inquired Sam.
'The man as can form a ackerate judgment of a animal, can form a ackerate judgment of anythin',' replied his
father, so dogmatically, that Sam did not attempt to controvert the position.
In pursuance of this notable resolution, the services of the mottled-faced gentleman and of two other very fat
coachmen --selected by Mr. Weller, probably, with a view to their width and consequent wisdom--were put into
requisition; and this assistance having been secured, the party proceeded to the public-house in Portugal Street,
whence a messenger was despatched to the Insolvent Court over the way, requiring Mr. Solomon Pell's immediate
The messenger fortunately found Mr. Solomon Pell in court, regaling himself, business being rather slack, with a
cold collation of an Abernethy biscuit and a saveloy. The message was no sooner whispered in his ear than he thrust
them in his pocket among various professional documents, and hurried over the way with such alacrity that he
reached the parlour before the messenger had even emancipated himself from the court.
'Gentlemen,' said Mr. Pell, touching his hat, 'my service to you all. I don't say it to flatter you, gentlemen,
but there are not five other men in the world, that I'd have come out of that court for, to-day.'
'So busy, eh?' said Sam.
'Busy!' replied Pell; 'I'm completely sewn up, as my friend the late Lord Chancellor many a time used to say to
me, gentlemen, when he came out from hearing appeals in the House of Lords. Poor fellow; he was very susceptible to
fatigue; he used to feel those appeals uncommonly. I actually thought more than once that he'd have sunk under 'em;
I did, indeed.'
Here Mr. Pell shook his head and paused; on which, the elder Mr. Weller, nudging his neighbour, as begging him
to mark the attorney's high connections, asked whether the duties in question produced any permanent ill effects on
the constitution of his noble friend.
'I don't think he ever quite recovered them,' replied Pell; 'in fact I'm sure he never did. "Pell," he used to
say to me many a time, "how the blazes you can stand the head-work you do, is a mystery to me."--"Well," I used to
answer, "I hardly know how I do it, upon my life."--"Pell," he'd add, sighing, and looking at me with a little
envy--friendly envy, you know, gentlemen, mere friendly envy; I never minded it--"Pell, you're a wonder; a wonder."
Ah! you'd have liked him very much if you had known him, gentlemen. Bring me three-penn'orth of rum, my dear.'
Addressing this latter remark to the waitress, in a tone of subdued grief, Mr. Pell sighed, looked at his shoes
and the ceiling; and, the rum having by that time arrived, drank it up.
'However,' said Pell, drawing a chair to the table, 'a professional man has no right to think of his private
friendships when his legal assistance is wanted. By the bye, gentlemen, since I saw you here before, we have had to
weep over a very melancholy occurrence.'
Mr. Pell drew out a pocket-handkerchief, when he came to the word weep, but he made no further use of it than to
wipe away a slight tinge of rum which hung upon his upper lip.
'I saw it in the ADVERTISER, Mr. Weller,' continued Pell. 'Bless my soul, not more than fifty-two! Dear me--only
These indications of a musing spirit were addressed to the mottled-faced man, whose eyes Mr. Pell had
accidentally caught; on which, the mottled-faced man, whose apprehension of matters in general was of a foggy
nature, moved uneasily in his seat, and opined that, indeed, so far as that went, there was no saying how things
was brought about; which observation, involving one of those subtle propositions which it is difficult to encounter
in argument, was controverted by nobody.
'I have heard it remarked that she was a very fine woman, Mr. Weller,' said Pell, in a sympathising manner.
'Yes, sir, she wos,' replied the elder Mr. Weller, not much relishing this mode of discussing the subject, and
yet thinking that the attorney, from his long intimacy with the late Lord Chancellor, must know best on all matters
of polite breeding. 'She wos a wery fine 'ooman, sir, ven I first know'd her. She wos a widder, sir, at that
'Now, it's curious,' said Pell, looking round with a sorrowful smile; 'Mrs. Pell was a widow.'
'That's very extraordinary,' said the mottled-faced man.
'Well, it is a curious coincidence,' said Pell.
'Not at all,' gruffly remarked the elder Mr. Weller. 'More widders is married than single wimin.'
'Very good, very good,' said Pell, 'you're quite right, Mr. Weller. Mrs. Pell was a very elegant and
accomplished woman; her manners were the theme of universal admiration in our neighbourhood. I was proud to see
that woman dance; there was something so firm and dignified, and yet natural, in her motion. Her cutting,
gentlemen, was simplicity itself. Ah! well, well! Excuse my asking the question, Mr. Samuel,' continued the
attorney in a lower voice, 'was your mother-in-law tall?'
'Not wery,' replied Sam.
'Mrs. Pell was a tall figure,' said Pell, 'a splendid woman, with a noble shape, and a nose, gentlemen, formed
to command and be majestic. She was very much attached to me--very much-- highly connected, too. Her mother's
brother, gentlemen, failed for eight hundred pounds, as a law stationer.'
'Vell,' said Mr. Weller, who had grown rather restless during this discussion, 'vith regard to bis'ness.'
The word was music to Pell's ears. He had been revolving in his mind whether any business was to be transacted,
or whether he had been merely invited to partake of a glass of brandy-and- water, or a bowl of punch, or any
similar professional compliment, and now the doubt was set at rest without his appearing at all eager for its
solution. His eyes glistened as he laid his hat on the table, and said--
'What is the business upon which--um? Either of these gentlemen wish to go through the court? We require an
arrest; a friendly arrest will do, you know; we are all friends here, I suppose?'
'Give me the dockyment, Sammy,' said Mr. Weller, taking the will from his son, who appeared to enjoy the
interview amazingly. 'Wot we rekvire, sir, is a probe o' this here.'
'Probate, my dear Sir, probate,' said Pell.
'Well, sir,' replied Mr. Weller sharply, 'probe and probe it, is wery much the same; if you don't understand wot
I mean, sir, I des-say I can find them as does.'
'No offence, I hope, Mr. Weller,' said Pell meekly. 'You are the executor, I see,' he added, casting his eyes
over the paper.
'I am, sir,' replied Mr. Weller.
'These other gentlemen, I presume, are legatees, are they?' inquired Pell, with a congratulatory smile.
'Sammy is a leg-at-ease,' replied Mr. Weller; 'these other gen'l'm'n is friends o' mine, just come to see fair;
a kind of umpires.'
'Oh!' said Pell, 'very good. I have no objections, I'm sure. I shall want a matter of five pound of you before I
begin, ha! ha! ha!'
It being decided by the committee that the five pound might be advanced, Mr. Weller produced that sum; after
which, a long consultation about nothing particular took place, in the course whereof Mr. Pell demonstrated to the
perfect satisfaction of the gentlemen who saw fair, that unless the management of the business had been intrusted
to him, it must all have gone wrong, for reasons not clearly made out, but no doubt sufficient. This important
point being despatched, Mr. Pell refreshed himself with three chops, and liquids both malt and spirituous, at the
expense of the estate; and then they all went away to Doctors' Commons.
The next day there was another visit to Doctors' Commons, and a great to-do with an attesting hostler, who,
being inebriated, declined swearing anything but profane oaths, to the great scandal of a proctor and surrogate.
Next week, there were more visits to Doctors' Commons, and there was a visit to the Legacy Duty Office besides, and
there were treaties entered into, for the disposal of the lease and business, and ratifications of the same, and
inventories to be made out, and lunches to be taken, and dinners to be eaten, and so many profitable things to be
done, and such a mass of papers accumulated that Mr. Solomon Pell, and the boy, and the blue bag to boot, all got
so stout that scarcely anybody would have known them for the same man, boy, and bag, that had loitered about
Portugal Street, a few days before.
At length all these weighty matters being arranged, a day was fixed for selling out and transferring the stock,
and of waiting with that view upon Wilkins Flasher, Esquire, stock-broker, of somewhere near the bank, who had been
recommended by Mr. Solomon Pell for the purpose.
It was a kind of festive occasion, and the parties were attired accordingly. Mr. Weller's tops were newly
cleaned, and his dress was arranged with peculiar care; the mottled-faced gentleman wore at his button-hole a
full-sized dahlia with several leaves; and the coats of his two friends were adorned with nosegays of laurel and
other evergreens. All three were habited in strict holiday costume; that is to say, they were wrapped up to the
chins, and wore as many clothes as possible, which is, and has been, a stage-coachman's idea of full dress ever
since stage- coaches were invented.
Mr. Pell was waiting at the usual place of meeting at the appointed time; even he wore a pair of gloves and a
clean shirt, much frayed at the collar and wristbands by frequent washings.
'A quarter to two,' said Pell, looking at the parlour clock. 'If we are with Mr. Flasher at a quarter past, we
shall just hit the best time.'
'What should you say to a drop o' beer, gen'l'm'n?' suggested the mottled-faced man. 'And a little bit o' cold
beef,' said the second coachman.
'Or a oyster,' added the third, who was a hoarse gentleman, supported by very round legs.
'Hear, hear!' said Pell; 'to congratulate Mr. Weller, on his coming into possession of his property, eh? Ha!
'I'm quite agreeable, gen'l'm'n,' answered Mr. Weller. 'Sammy, pull the bell.'
Sammy complied; and the porter, cold beef, and oysters being promptly produced, the lunch was done ample justice
to. Where everybody took so active a part, it is almost invidious to make a distinction; but if one individual
evinced greater powers than another, it was the coachman with the hoarse voice, who took an imperial pint of
vinegar with his oysters, without betraying the least emotion.
'Mr. Pell, Sir,' said the elder Mr. Weller, stirring a glass of brandy-and-water, of which one was placed before
every gentleman when the oyster shells were removed--'Mr. Pell, Sir, it wos my intention to have proposed the funs
on this occasion, but Samivel has vispered to me--'
Here Mr. Samuel Weller, who had silently eaten his oysters with tranquil smiles, cried, 'Hear!' in a very loud
--'Has vispered to me,' resumed his father, 'that it vould be better to dewote the liquor to vishin' you success
and prosperity, and thankin' you for the manner in which you've brought this here business through. Here's your
'Hold hard there,' interposed the mottled-faced gentleman, with sudden energy; 'your eyes on me, gen'l'm'n!'
Saying this, the mottled-faced gentleman rose, as did the other gentlemen. The mottled-faced gentleman reviewed
the company, and slowly lifted his hand, upon which every man (including him of the mottled countenance) drew a
long breath, and lifted his tumbler to his lips. In one instant, the mottled-faced gentleman depressed his hand
again, and every glass was set down empty. It is impossible to describe the thrilling effect produced by this
striking ceremony. At once dignified, solemn, and impressive, it combined every element of grandeur.
'Well, gentlemen,' said Mr. Pell, 'all I can say is, that such marks of confidence must be very gratifying to a
professional man. I don't wish to say anything that might appear egotistical, gentlemen, but I'm very glad, for
your own sakes, that you came to me; that's all. If you had gone to any low member of the profession, it's my firm
conviction, and I assure you of it as a fact, that you would have found yourselves in Queer Street before this. I
could have wished my noble friend had been alive to have seen my management of this case. I don't say it out of
pride, but I think-- However, gentlemen, I won't trouble you with that. I'm generally to be found here, gentlemen,
but if I'm not here, or over the way, that's my address. You'll find my terms very cheap and reasonable, and no man
attends more to his clients than I do, and I hope I know a little of my profession besides. If you have any
opportunity of recommending me to any of your friends, gentlemen, I shall be very much obliged to you, and so will
they too, when they come to know me. Your healths, gentlemen.'
With this expression of his feelings, Mr. Solomon Pell laid three small written cards before Mr. Weller's
friends, and, looking at the clock again, feared it was time to be walking. Upon this hint Mr. Weller settled the
bill, and, issuing forth, the executor, legatee, attorney, and umpires, directed their steps towards the city.
The office of Wilkins Flasher, Esquire, of the Stock Exchange, was in a first floor up a court behind the Bank
of England; the house of Wilkins Flasher, Esquire, was at Brixton, Surrey; the horse and stanhope of Wilkins
Flasher, Esquire, were at an adjacent livery stable; the groom of Wilkins Flasher, Esquire, was on his way to the
West End to deliver some game; the clerk of Wilkins Flasher, Esquire, had gone to his dinner; and so Wilkins
Flasher, Esquire, himself, cried, 'Come in,' when Mr. Pell and his companions knocked at the counting-house
'Good-morning, Sir,' said Pell, bowing obsequiously. 'We want to make a little transfer, if you please.'
'Oh, just come in, will you?' said Mr. Flasher. 'Sit down a minute; I'll attend to you directly.'
'Thank you, Sir,' said Pell, 'there's no hurry. Take a chair, Mr. Weller.'
Mr. Weller took a chair, and Sam took a box, and the umpires took what they could get, and looked at the almanac
and one or two papers which were wafered against the wall, with as much open-eyed reverence as if they had been the
finest efforts of the old masters.
'Well, I'll bet you half a dozen of claret on it; come!' said Wilkins Flasher, Esquire, resuming the
conversation to which Mr. Pell's entrance had caused a momentary interruption.
This was addressed to a very smart young gentleman who wore his hat on his right whisker, and was lounging over
the desk, killing flies with a ruler. Wilkins Flasher, Esquire, was balancing himself on two legs of an office
stool, spearing a wafer-box with a penknife, which he dropped every now and then with great dexterity into the very
centre of a small red wafer that was stuck outside. Both gentlemen had very open waistcoats and very rolling
collars, and very small boots, and very big rings, and very little watches, and very large guard-chains, and
symmetrical inexpressibles, and scented pocket-handkerchiefs.
'I never bet half a dozen!' said the other gentleman. 'I'll take a dozen.'
'Done, Simmery, done!' said Wilkins Flasher, Esquire.
'P. P., mind,' observed the other.
'Of course,' replied Wilkins Flasher, Esquire. Wilkins Flasher, Esquire, entered it in a little book, with a
gold pencil-case, and the other gentleman entered it also, in another little book with another gold
'I see there's a notice up this morning about Boffer,' observed Mr. Simmery. 'Poor devil, he's expelled the
'I'll bet you ten guineas to five, he cuts his throat,' said Wilkins Flasher, Esquire.
'Done,' replied Mr. Simmery.
'Stop! I bar,' said Wilkins Flasher, Esquire, thoughtfully. 'Perhaps he may hang himself.'
'Very good,' rejoined Mr. Simmery, pulling out the gold pencil-case again. 'I've no objection to take you that
way. Say, makes away with himself.'
'Kills himself, in fact,' said Wilkins Flasher, Esquire.
'Just so,' replied Mr. Simmery, putting it down. '"Flasher-- ten guineas to five, Boffer kills himself." Within
what time shall we say?'
'A fortnight?' suggested Wilkins Flasher, Esquire.
'Con-found it, no,' rejoined Mr. Simmery, stopping for an instant to smash a fly with the ruler. 'Say a
'Split the difference,' said Wilkins Flasher, Esquire. 'Make it ten days.'
'Well; ten days,'rejoined Mr. Simmery.
So it was entered down on the little books that Boffer was to kill himself within ten days, or Wilkins Flasher,
Esquire, was to hand over to Frank Simmery, Esquire, the sum of ten guineas; and that if Boffer did kill himself
within that time, Frank Simmery, Esquire, would pay to Wilkins Flasher, Esquire, five guineas, instead.
'I'm very sorry he has failed,' said Wilkins Flasher, Esquire. 'Capital dinners he gave.'
'Fine port he had too,' remarked Mr. Simmery. 'We are going to send our butler to the sale to-morrow, to pick up
some of that sixty-four.'
'The devil you are!' said Wilkins Flasher, Esquire. 'My man's going too. Five guineas my man outbids your
Another entry was made in the little books, with the gold pencil-cases; and Mr. Simmery, having by this time
killed all the flies and taken all the bets, strolled away to the Stock Exchange to see what was going forward.
Wilkins Flasher, Esquire, now condescended to receive Mr. Solomon Pell's instructions, and having filled up some
printed forms, requested the party to follow him to the bank, which they did: Mr. Weller and his three friends
staring at all they beheld in unbounded astonishment, and Sam encountering everything with a coolness which nothing
Crossing a courtyard which was all noise and bustle, and passing a couple of porters who seemed dressed to match
the red fire engine which was wheeled away into a corner, they passed into an office where their business was to be
transacted, and where Pell and Mr. Flasher left them standing for a few moments, while they went upstairs into the
'Wot place is this here?' whispered the mottled-faced gentleman to the elder Mr. Weller.
'Counsel's Office,' replied the executor in a whisper.
'Wot are them gen'l'men a-settin' behind the counters?' asked the hoarse coachman.
'Reduced counsels, I s'pose,' replied Mr. Weller. 'Ain't they the reduced counsels, Samivel?'
'Wy, you don't suppose the reduced counsels is alive, do you?' inquired Sam, with some disdain.
'How should I know?' retorted Mr. Weller; 'I thought they looked wery like it. Wot are they, then?'
'Clerks,' replied Sam.
'Wot are they all a-eatin' ham sangwidges for?' inquired his father.
''Cos it's in their dooty, I suppose,' replied Sam, 'it's a part o' the system; they're alvays a-doin' it here,
all day long!' Mr. Weller and his friends had scarcely had a moment to reflect upon this singular regulation as
connected with the monetary system of the country, when they were rejoined by Pell and Wilkins Flasher, Esquire,
who led them to a part of the counter above which was a round blackboard with a large 'W.' on it.
'Wot's that for, Sir?' inquired Mr. Weller, directing Pell's attention to the target in question.
'The first letter of the name of the deceased,' replied Pell.
'I say,' said Mr. Weller, turning round to the umpires, there's somethin' wrong here. We's our letter--this
The referees at once gave it as their decided opinion that the business could not be legally proceeded with,
under the letter W., and in all probability it would have stood over for one day at least, had it not been for the
prompt, though, at first sight, undutiful behaviour of Sam, who, seizing his father by the skirt of the coat,
dragged him to the counter, and pinned him there, until he had affixed his signature to a couple of instruments;
which, from Mr. Weller's habit of printing, was a work of so much labour and time, that the officiating clerk
peeled and ate three Ribstone pippins while it was performing.
As the elder Mr. Weller insisted on selling out his portion forthwith, they proceeded from the bank to the gate
of the Stock Exchange, to which Wilkins Flasher, Esquire, after a short absence, returned with a cheque on Smith,
Payne, & Smith, for five hundred and thirty pounds; that being the money to which Mr. Weller, at the market
price of the day, was entitled, in consideration of the balance of the second Mrs. Weller's funded savings. Sam's
two hundred pounds stood transferred to his name, and Wilkins Flasher, Esquire, having been paid his commission,
dropped the money carelessly into his coat pocket, and lounged back to his office.
Mr. Weller was at first obstinately determined on cashing the cheque in nothing but sovereigns; but it being
represented by the umpires that by so doing he must incur the expense of a small sack to carry them home in, he
consented to receive the amount in five-pound notes.
'My son,' said Mr. Weller, as they came out of the banking- house--'my son and me has a wery partickler
engagement this arternoon, and I should like to have this here bis'ness settled out of hand, so let's jest go
straight avay someveres, vere ve can hordit the accounts.'
A quiet room was soon found, and the accounts were produced and audited. Mr. Pell's bill was taxed by Sam, and
some charges were disallowed by the umpires; but, notwithstanding Mr. Pell's declaration, accompanied with many
solemn asseverations that they were really too hard upon him, it was by very many degrees the best professional job
he had ever had, and one on which he boarded, lodged, and washed, for six months afterwards.
The umpires having partaken of a dram, shook hands and departed, as they had to drive out of town that night.
Mr. Solomon Pell, finding that nothing more was going forward, either in the eating or drinking way, took a
friendly leave, and Sam and his father were left alone.
'There!' said Mr. Weller, thrusting his pocket-book in his side pocket. 'Vith the bills for the lease, and that,
there's eleven hundred and eighty pound here. Now, Samivel, my boy, turn the horses' heads to the George and