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    Richard Upwitch – greengrocer and juryman

    “The judge had no sooner taken his seat, than the officer on the floor of the court called
    out  'Silence!'  in  a  commanding  tone,  upon  which  another  officer  in  the  gallery  cried
    'Silence!' in an angry manner, whereupon three or four more ushers shouted 'Silence!' in a
    voice of indignant remonstrance. This being done, a gentleman in black, who sat below the
    judge, proceeded to call over the names of the jury; and after a great deal of bawling, it
    was discovered that only ten special jurymen were present. Upon this, Mr. Serjeant Buzfuz
    prayed a TALES; the gentleman in black then proceeded to press into the special jury, two
    of the common jurymen; and a greengrocer and a chemist were caught directly. 'Answer to
    your  names,  gentlemen,  that  you  may  be  sworn,'  said  the  gentleman  in  black.  'Richard
    Upwitch.'”

    J Horn                                   1878 to 1906
    Eric E Anderson                    1926 to 1934
    R L Jones                               1938 to 1951
    John Grey                              1953 to 1958

    Eric Charles Tyler              1958 to 2003                                    President 1973
    Matthew Bullen                     2006 to 2011
    Charles Tyler                        2012 to present


    The Secretary – the Club Secretary

    “A casual observer, adds the secretary, to whose notes we are indebted for the following
    account--a casual observer might possibly have remarked nothing extraordinary in the bald
    head,  and  circular  spectacles,  which  were  intently  turned  towards  his  (the  secretary's)
    face, during the reading of the above resolutions: to those who knew that the gigantic brain
    of Pickwick was working beneath that forehead, and that the beaming eyes of Pickwick were
    twinkling behind those glasses, the sight was indeed an interesting one.  There sat the man
    who had traced to their source the mighty ponds of Hampstead, and agitated the scientific
    world with his Theory of Tittlebats, as calm and unmoved as the deep waters of the one on
    a frosty day, or as a solitary specimen of the other in the inmost recesses of an earthen
    jar.”  

    Harry Foxton                        1993 to 2009
    Nathan Beale                         2015 to present
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